December 2010
I Asked PapaBear
to pay the $10 co-pay for my birth control prescription today. After he payed he said “you should pay for that yourself.” I laughed and said, “well isn’t it your duty as my parent to pay for my medication? You have to take care of me!” He laughed, “In that case, I should buy you a chastity belt!” I said “Fine, if it means that much to you...
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New Years In Vermont.
Driving up sometime tomorrow. To be back by Sunday night. I wish I could be spending it with my friends. Instead I have to play the catching-up-with-family game.
Dec 31st
Oh MommaBear
“Oooh so you are popular with the boys? I wonder if they actually see the good person you are or they think you’re just cute because you’re little. You are little like a pea to these Americans, huh?”
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‘That moment when you’re reading a book and you...
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In Japan, the molted skin of a snake is believed to hold good luck and bring wealth. You’re supposed to carry a small segment of it in your wallet. Every time Colum sheds, we save the skins and send them to my Bamii (what I call my grandmother). She and my aunt give them as gifts to friends and colleagues. Every time Bamii calls, she excitedly reports who she gave the skin to and reminds...
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Time To Pay College Bills.
I don’t even fucking want to be there.
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Anonymous asked: please shut the fuck up you have the shittest opinions
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“When he asked ‘Do you want to go out?” I thought he was asking in...”
– Jessica
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SEXYTIME.
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WatchWatch
I wanted to blog a video of Colum eating a mouse. It exceeded the daily 5-minute limit Tumblr allotted me so I had to speed it up to fit. I didn’t realize what it’d do to the voices. I am HOWLING with laughter!
Dec 28th
WatchWatch
I wanted to blog a video of Colum eating a mouse. It exceeded the daily 5-minute limit Tumblr allotted me so I had to speed it up to fit. I didn’t realize what it’d do to the voices. I am HOWLING with laughter!
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